Toys from My Childhood-The Bionic Woman Dome House

This is a toy from my childhood.  Here is the Bionic Woman Dome House. I had a Jamie Sommers doll.  Now I wish I had this house.

I’m not sure what I love more, the fact that this doll house looks like some groovy 1970s  pad teeming with all sorts of swinging singles in polyester having wild parties with lots of cocaine and wild sex, the rampant sexism (Instead of waiting for the details of her next mission, the Bionic Woman is getting all pretty and waiting for her “man” to show up), or the angelic choir singing “Jaaaaaaaaaaaaamie Sommers” in the background.

Let’s Visit the Scary Part of Craigslist…

You had me at silent but deadly.

Today, we are going to go into the scary part of Craigslist.   In this installment, we are going to visit the personals.  Today’s entry comes from Clearwater, Florida and involves the worst pick-up line ever.

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Proofreading is your Friend #1

While searching for any other synonyms for the word sphincter (don’t ask, it’s for a future blog post), I came across a sentence that could have used a bit of proofreading:

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If you are going to use proper biological terms such as sphincter, anus, rectum, or alimentary canal, shouldn’t you also be using the proper biological term “feces” instead of using the word poop?

Just sayin….

As Bad as This Is…

As bad as this skit is, it’s still better than the Star Wars Holiday Special.

 

Commercials They Wouldn’t Dare Make Today

Here’s a commercial for a toy from my childhood that they would not dare to make today.

I present to you Rub a Dub Dolly.

I think it speaks for itself.

The Only Christmas Song to Come with a Nose Cola Warning

Oh Holy Night

If you don’t have tears running from your eyes from laughing at this, then I pity you for not having a sense of humor.

The singer was a musician by the name of Steve Mauldin and apparently, this was just some messing around late at night and never intended for the public.  Even so, thank you, Mr. Mauldin for giving us some unintentional Christmas cheer during a time when people are fighting the “war on Christmas”, pushing and shoving each other over a toy, and we get to feeling stabby after our co-workers play “The Christmas Shoes” one too many times.

WTF, You Tube (NSFW)?

Yet another WTF You Tube recommendation:

(Slightly NSFW picture after the jump)

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