Let’s Visit the Scary Part of Craigslist…

You had me at silent but deadly.

Today, we are going to go into the scary part of Craigslist.   In this installment, we are going to visit the personals.  Today’s entry comes from Clearwater, Florida and involves the worst pick-up line ever.

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Proofreading is your Friend #1

While searching for any other synonyms for the word sphincter (don’t ask, it’s for a future blog post), I came across a sentence that could have used a bit of proofreading:

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If you are going to use proper biological terms such as sphincter, anus, rectum, or alimentary canal, shouldn’t you also be using the proper biological term “feces” instead of using the word poop?

Just sayin….

Toys from My Childhood-Milky The Marvelous Milking Cow

This is a toy from my childhood, although I did not own this.  I remember this commercial quite vividly.  Please to enjoy “Milky The Marvelous Milking Cow”.

Wow.  Just wow.  I wonder what kind of gross artificial chemicals were in those milk pellets?  That pretend milk looks just absolutely nasty!

This toy was not geared towards farm kids.  All the farm kids I knew thought this was pretty stupid.

msannomalley’s iPod Playlist from Hell–The Happy Holidays Edition

Like your Aunt Mabel’s fruitcake, bad pop songs are the gift that keeps on giving.  Here are some musical lumps of coal for your Christmas stocking.   If you’re not a Scrooge already, these songs will make you become one.  Bah Humbug!

If you see a little red “X” next to the audio icon, you can click on the “You Tube” button in the lower right hand corner of the video player to watch this on You Tube in a new window or browser tab.   I was having trouble with this when I was writing the draft and I think it’s something to do with WordPress and the way it parses the URL.

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The Only Christmas Song to Come with a Nose Cola Warning

Oh Holy Night

If you don’t have tears running from your eyes from laughing at this, then I pity you for not having a sense of humor.

The singer was a musician by the name of Steve Mauldin and apparently, this was just some messing around late at night and never intended for the public.  Even so, thank you, Mr. Mauldin for giving us some unintentional Christmas cheer during a time when people are fighting the “war on Christmas”, pushing and shoving each other over a toy, and we get to feeling stabby after our co-workers play “The Christmas Shoes” one too many times.

WTF Alchemy Request from Regretsy.com

Regretsy is one of my daily must read sites.  I can never get enough of the dark side of Etsy.  (Etsy is the online place where you can sell your handmade goods.)

A feature of Etsy is the Alchemy Request.  This is where someone can put out a request to have something custom made and other people can bid on it.  Usually these are requests for benign things like invitations or purses or hats.  But then there is the truly weird and disturbing, much like this one for a Joe Jonas suit for “intimate play”.   And it only gets worse from there.

Excuse my while I go hurl.

 

 

I Have Seen the Face of Evil

And it is wrapped in a Snuggie and singing the “cult” classic song The Macerena.  (Their words, not mine)

The makers of Snuggie deserve a big, fat, and painful snuggie for trying to resurrect the Macerena.

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